Dear Land O' Lakes dairy product company,
Your supposedly new, easier-to-close zip pouches for sliced cheese are SO easy to close, if by "easy to close" you mean "not at all easy to close and actually quite difficult to close". So, thanks, I guess.
Also? Really past time to update the logo into something not racially insensitive. Come on, people. You can do better.
Keep up the good work on provolone.