ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I totally forgot to tell you this! So, I was in the coffee shop getting a 4-shot espresso concoction at 6 am on my way to work, and while I was waiting for the barista chick to make my monstrosity, I glanced over at the hip and totally unnecessary flat-screen plasma TV mounted on the wall. There I saw another monstrosity... Fox News. Luckily, it was on mute. As I tried with my still-clouded too-early-morning head to weigh the pros and cons of good coffee vs patronizing an establishment that encourages people to watch Fox News, I saw that the show's tagline at the bottom was...are you ready?... "Bush Vs Batman: Could George W. Bush Actually Be The Dark Night?" I dropped my fucking jaw! And as I scooped it up off the ground, I then saw the tagline change to "Cheney and Robin?" That shit provided enough sad yet sarcastic laughter to propel me to work even without the Venti. Love!
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I just saw this one on punditkitchen.com and laughed out loud. and that takes some doing. ah, now i'm off to my lovely 12-hour shift in hell. mer
I love punditkitchen! Aw, I hope you are having a good day.
ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I totally forgot to tell you this! So, I was in the coffee shop getting a 4-shot espresso concoction at 6 am on my way to work, and while I was waiting for the barista chick to make my monstrosity, I glanced over at the hip and totally unnecessary flat-screen plasma TV mounted on the wall. There I saw another monstrosity... Fox News. Luckily, it was on mute. As I tried with my still-clouded too-early-morning head to weigh the pros and cons of good coffee vs patronizing an establishment that encourages people to watch Fox News, I saw that the show's tagline at the bottom was...are you ready?... "Bush Vs Batman: Could George W. Bush Actually Be The Dark Night?" I dropped my fucking jaw! And as I scooped it up off the ground, I then saw the tagline change to "Cheney and Robin?" That shit provided enough sad yet sarcastic laughter to propel me to work even without the Venti. Love!
I meant "Knight" not "Night". Long day. Sorry.
Oh, wow. I can't even imagine what that story must have been like. I would totally LOVE to see a Bush Vs Batman fight, though.
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